Maa aur Behn
Episode 38
baje chutti le laina…koi bhee bahana bana dena…
Nazia: accha theek hai phir….
Mai: phir bank se nikal kar bus stand par aa jana….naqaab kar
laina….main waha se tumhe car main pick kar lunga….aur tumhe waha
se usi jagah main le chalunga….
Nazia: lekin wo jagah hai kaha par….aur kisse ne dekh liya toh, agar
jayda der ho gaye toh, mera soutela baita usko kya jawab dungi….
Mai: kuch nahi hota…tumhare goan ke road ke theek samane jo road jati
hai….
Nazia: haan wo jo **** gaon ki taraf jati hai…
Mai: haan wahi ussi road par thoda agge jakar right side ko ek kacha
rasta jata hai…. waha koi aata jata nahi hai….waha par ek makaan
hai….wo khali rehata hai…hum wahi jayenge….
Nazia: par farook muje pata nahi kyon dar lag raha hai….
Mai: dekho nazia abb itana toh risk laine hee padhega…agge tumhari
marzi… mai apna aur jayda time barbaad nahi kar sakta…
Nazia: accha gee toh tumhe lagata hai ki, agar mai tumhe wo sab naa
dun jo tum chathe ho toh tumhara time barbaad ho raha hai….
Mai:haan ho hee raha hai…
Nazia: toh isliye tum mere kareeb aye thee…dikha diya naa tumane ki
sab mard ek jaise hote hai….
Mai: accha toh kya maine tumhare sath koi jabardast kee thee….
Nazia: ohh abb samaji tumhe mujse payar nahi tum toh jinsi hawas ke
shikar ho….
Mai: haan hun main jinsi hawas ka shikar tum nahi ho….aur tumane kya
payar -2 laga rakha hai…..ek baat baatow….chalo ek baar maan bhee
leta hun ki, maine tumse payar karta hun toh kiya tum sab kuch chor kar
mere pass aa jaoge….. nahi naa…kyonki tumhe tumhari badnami ka dar
hai….aur tum hee baatow tume aur mujme aur kiya rista ho sakta
hai….baato…dekho nazia payar ke mayane alag -2 hote hai…agar muje
tumhari jaroorat hai….toh iska matlab ye nahi ke tumhe mere nahi
hai….tum bhee wahi chathi ho jo main chatha hun….agge tumhari
marazi hai….
Maine call cut kar de…..darsal main nazia ko uksana chatha tha ki, wo
kissi tarah mere sath uss makaan main chalane ko tayar ho jaye…jisme
maine saba ko choda tha…call cut karke mai laita hee tha ki, phir se
mobile bajane laga…maine dekha toh nazia ke call thee….
Nazia: hello call kyon kaat dee….
Mai: ayse hee tumhare mood jo kharab kar diya tha….
Nazia: ohh accha toh janab ko gusaaa bhee aata hai….i am sorry
farook….
Mai: sorrr worry choro….aur bathroom se bahar nikalo…kahi tumhare
bank wale ye naa soch rahe ho ki nazia baig ander hee so gaye hai….
Nazia: hahaha….accha jati hun..pehale panty toh pehan loon…
Mai: kya panty pehanani hai….
Nazia: aur nahi toh kiya janab aapne hee toh order diya tha ki, bus main
panty naa pehan kar aya karun….
Mai: toh abb kyon pehan rahi ho….
Nazia: haye kya baatun farook…subhe se phudi ne pani chor chor kar
salwar ki mat maar dee hai….isliye pehan rahi hun…nahi toh chair par
bhee daag lag jane thee haha haha…
Mai: accha bolo phir kya program hai….
Nazia: muje ek do din waqt do…jab muje sahi time ka andaza hoga…
main tumhe phone par bata dungi….
Mai: accha theek hai….
Nazia: accha mere shone abb mujse naraz toh nahi ho naa….?
Mai: nahi….
Nazia:umhhh love you shone…
Mai: love you too….
Mai bed par lait gaya….kal se thaka hua tha..isliye bed par laitate hee
neend aa gaye…. Jab ankh khuli toh sham ke 6 baj chuke thee…sham
ko 7 baje nazia ghar aa gaye…. Usne kapdhe change kiye aur kitchen
main jakar khanna banane lagee… hum dono main wayse bhee baat
cheet kam hee hoti thee….isliye main khana kha kar apne room main
akar lait gaya…aur tv dekhane laga….raat ke 9 baje nazia bhee kaam
nipata kar apne room main jane lagee toh, mere dimag main ek idea
aya…main uth kar bahar aya aur nazia ko awaz dee….”sunaye…”
Nazia: haan bolo sameer….
Mai: wo mera college main mera ek dost hai….uske bade ki parso shadi
hai…pindi main usne muje shadi main invite kiya hai….
Nazia: toh tum pindi jana chathe ho…
Mai: haan…
Nazia: toh apne abbu se pooch lo….mai isme tumhe kuch nahi keh
sakti….
Mai: pooch toh laita….par…
Nazia: par kiya…..?
Mai: wo muje tumhari wajhe se jane nahi denge….
Nazia: mere wajhe se wo kyon….?
Mai: abbu kahenge ki ghar par tum akeli ho jaoge….isliye nahi jane
denge…
Nazia: dekho sameer…mai tumhe naa toh haan kar sakti hun…aur naa
inkaar kar sakti hun….agar tum jana chathe ho tow jaow….par agar
tumhare abbu ko pata chala toh jawab tumhe dena hoga….
Mai: theek hai abbu ko jawab main dunga….
Mai apne room main aa gaya….aur ander se kundi lagai….aur bed par
lait kar sochane laga ki, maine nazia ke ek problem ka hal toh kar diya
hai…abb dekhata hun ki, nazia kal kiya kehati hai….abhi main yahi soch
raha tha ki, mera mobile bajane laga…maine dekha toh, nazia ke call
thee…maine jaladi se call pick kee, ki kahi nazia ko mere mobile ke ring
naa sunai de jaye….
Mai apne room main aa gaya….aur ander se kundi lagai….aur bed par
lait kar sochane laga ki, maine nazia ke ek problem ka hal toh kar diya
hai…abb dekhata hun ki, nazia kal kiya kehati hai….abhi main yahi soch
raha tha ki, mera mobile bajane laga…maine dekha toh, nazia ke call
thee…maine jaladi se call pick kee, ki kahi nazia ko mere mobile ke ring
naa sunai de jaye….
Maine call uthane se pehale call recording function on kar lee aur phir
call pick kee….
Mai: haan bolo nazia iss waqt kayse mere yaad aa gaye….
Nazia: issi waqt toh jayda tar aurton ko suna pan mahsoos hota
hai….haha haha
Mai: accha aur sunao kiya kar rahi ho…..
Nazia: kuch nahi abhi ghar ke kaam khatam karke free hui hun…toh
tumhe call kar lee..
Mai: ghar par koi nahi hai….?
Nazia: nahi shohar sath maine laitye hue humari baaton ka lutaf utha
rahe hai hahahaha….
Mai: mera matalab tumhare bache aur tumhara wo soutela baita….
Nazia: wo nakchadhu apne room main hai….baiti apne mama ke pass
gaye hui hai kuch din rehane ke liye….
Mai: accha accha batow kayse phone kiya…..?
Nazia: kyon bina kissi kaam ke main tumhe phone nahi kar sakti kiya…?
Mai: kar sakati ho yaar ayse hee pooch liya….tum toh….
Nazia: accha-2 suno…kal wo pindi jaa raha hai…..
Mai: kon wo….?
Nazia: wahi sauadu mera soutela baita hehehe…..
Mai: accha aur kitane naam diye hai use tumane…..
Nazia: kuch nahi yaar pata nahi gussa toh har waqt uske sar par betha
rehata hai… kabhi seedhe mooh baat nahi karta….wayse mood banaye
ghumata rehata hai… use toh mooh lagane ko bhee dil nahi karta….
Mai: arre yaar ek baar mooh laga kar toh dekha….****** kasam tumhare
honto ka ras pee kar khali kar dega wo…
Nazia: farook ye kya bakwaas kar rahe ho…..bhale hee wo mere aulad
nahi hai..par hai toh wo mere shohar ka baita…please ayse baate naa
karo….
Mai: accha yaar…wayse tumhare honto se yaad aya ki, tumhare
husband toh, tumhare honto ko nichod-2 kar chusta hoga hai naa….hafte
main kitani baar tumhare taange uthata hai tumhara husband….
Nazia: hahaha…hafate ke baat kar rahe ho….mahino gujar jate hai….
Mai: kyon jhoot bolati ho….jiski biwi itani khubsurat ho…uska lun toh din
raat khada rehana chahye…..
Nazia: kyon khubsurat biwyan wale mardo ko saza hoti hai ki sara din
apna hathayar khada krke rakhe hahaha tum bhee naa….
Mai: sach keh raha hun…tumhari bund ko dekhate hee mera lun khada
ho jata hai…toh tumhare pati ka kyon nahi hota hoga….kabhi tumhari
gaand nahi dabata tumhar shohar….
Nazia: abb tumhe kya baatun farook….sach kahun…mere khubusrati
bhee mere kissi kaam ke nahi….
Mai: kyon kya hua….tumhare husband main koi kami hai…
Nazia: pata nahi farook….par muje itana pata hai…pichale kuch mahino
se humari bank ke branch manager ke sath unki nazdeekyan bhut badh
gaye hai…isliye wo abb muje igonare karne lage hai….
Mai: toh kya tumhari bank ke manager koi lady hai….
Nazia: haan hai divorced hai….ameer khandaan se hai….usne mere
sohar ko payse aur permotion ka laalach dekar apne jaal main phans
rakha hai….
Mai: kya tumhari branch manager tumse bhee jayada khubsurat hai…..?
Nazia: abb ye toh tum mardo ke dekhane ka nazaraya hota hai…..ki kon
se aurat kayse hai….
Mai: phir bhee agar tumhara shohar tumhare jayse husan ke malika ko
chor kar uske peeche laga hua hai….toh wo khubsurat toh jaroor hogi….
Nazia: haan hai toh, par itni bhee nahi hai….ki uske chakkar main apne
pariwar ko bhool jaye….mujme aur usme fark sirf itana hai…ki wo ameer
khaandan se belong karti hai….uske waaldain ke aur koi aulad nahi
hai….ek louti thee….kai acer jameen uske naam hai….ooper se branch
manager ke post par job kar rahi hai….paysa jayada hai… isliye fashion
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