Maa aur Behn
Episode 7
mere lun ko touch kiya toh, mere lun ne jor dar jhatka mara….jo api ke
hatheli par takaraya…maine api ke jisam ko uss waqt kanpata hua
mahsoos kiya…”api jaladi karain….bhut tej aa raha hai….” maine api ki
taraf dekhate hue kaha toh unhone haan main sar hila diya….aur meri
salawar ka nada khol diya…jaise hee mere salwar ka nada khula maine
salwar ke jabran pakad lee. Aur api ki taraf peeth karke khada ho gaya….
Maine commode ki taraf face kar liya….muje ahsaas hua ki, rida api abhi
bhee wahi khadi hai…maine thoda sa face ghuma kar dekha toh, rida api
mere peeche ek side main khadi thee…aur tirchi nazaro se muje dekh
rahi thee…maine apne lun ko bahar nikala….jo uss waqt full hard ho
chukka tha….mera dil joro se dhadak raha tha… ye soch kar ki rida api
abhi bhee mere peeche khadi hai…muje apne lun ke cap par halki-2
sarsarahat mahsoos ho rahi thee….aisa lag raha tha..jaise jism ka sara
khoon majeeb lun ke cap main ikatha hota jaa raha ho…mere lun ke
nashain ek dum fooli hui thee….
Main waha khada peshab karne ke kosish kar raha tha…par peshab
bahar nahi nikal raha tha….”abb kya masla hai…” rida api ne peeche
khade kaha….”ka kuch nahi aap bahair jaye….muje sharam aa rahi
hai…” abhi maine ye bola hee tha ki, bahar door bell baji….”iss waqt kon
aa gaya…..” api aise kheej kar boli…jaise kissi ne unke hath se unka
niwala cheen liya ho….api bathroom se bahar chali gaye….unhone bahar
neeche jhank kar dekha…neeche sumera chachi thee…wo neeche chali
gaye…badi muskil se thoda peshab nikala…maine salwar ka nada
bandha aur bahar aa gaya….mai uske baad rida api ke room main aa
gaya….thodi der baad rida api ooper aye…unhone ne apne ek bête ko
godh main uthaya aur dusre ko muje utha kar neeche lane ko kaha…
main unke dusre bête ko utha kar unke sath neeche aa gaya…jab main
neeche phuncha toh, dekha ki sumera chachi ke sath unki bua ghar aye
hui thee…maine unke pair chue…toh chachi ne mera tarauf unse
karwaya…..
Uss din aur kuch khaas naa hua….mai thodi der aur waha ruka….sham
ke 5 baje main waha se nikal kar ground ki taraf chala gaya….waha
dosto ke sath cricket khelata raha…..aur phir sham ko sumera chachi ke
ghar se apna bag liya aur ghar wapis aa gaya….uss din aur koi khaas
baat naa hui…main apne purane dino ke yaado main khoya hua tha…
tabhi light chali gaye….main apne khalyon ki dunaya se bahar aya.. main
bed se utha aur tv switch off karke bahar barmade main aa gaya…
dophar ke 12 baj rahe thee….aur main ghar par akela tha…ghar main
aise bethe-2 muje boryeat se hone lagee thee….toh socha kyon naaapne dost faiz ko mil kar aun….
Faiz aur main dono bachpan se ek hee school main padhe the….faiz ka
pariwar humare gaon main sabse jayada ameer tha…faiz ki kafi jameen
jaydaad thee…kai baagh thee… kheti badi se badi aamdaan thee
unko….par uske ghar faiz ke ilawa unn paiso ko kharach karne wala aur
koi naa tha…jab faiz do saal ka hua tha…tab uske abbu ke mout ho gaye
thee…faiz ke dada dadi bade sakhat kism ke log thee…unke dab dabe
aur rutabe ke chalate hee, unhone ne faiz ki ammi ka dusri shadi naa
honi dee thee… faiz ke ammi saba ke mayke walo na bada jor lagaya tha
ki, saba ki dusri shadi ho jaye….par faiz ke dada dadi ne aisa hone naa
diya….faiz ke abbu ke do bhai aur thee.. jo kafe arsa pehale apne hisse
ke jameen bech baach kar saharo main jakar apna bussnies karne lage
thee…
Abb faiz apne dada dadi aur ammi saba ke sath rehata tha…faiz ne muje
kuch dino pehale car chalana sikhaya tha…kyonki uske pass do-2 cars
thee…ek din mai aur rida api aise hee baaten kar rahe thee ki, baaton
baaton main faiz ke baat chal nikali… uss din rida api ke maine jabardast
tareeke se chudai kee thee…”jab faiz ke ghar ke baato ko jikar shuru hua
toh, maine rida api se aise pooch liya…
Mai: rida ek baat baatain….ye faiz ke ammi ne dusri shadi kyon nahi
kee….
Rida: kaise karti bechari…tumhe nahi pata uske saas sasur kitane jalim
hai….
Mai: kabhi -2 toh muje taras aata hai aise logo par hum 21 sadi main jee
rahe hai.. aur humare khaylat kitane pichade hue hai….
Rida: hmmm ye gaon hai…pehale aise hee hota tha….
Mai: rida api aap toh aurat ho…aap mujse behatar janati hongi…..faiz ke
ammi itane saalo tak kaise bina sath rahe hogi….
Rida: hahaha seedhe seedhe kyon nahi kehate ki, uski ammi itne saal
bina lun ko apni phudi main liye kaise rahi ho gaye…
Mai: kya aurat ko mard ke jaroorat ise liye hoti hai….?
Rida: nahi sirf issliye toh nahi…par sameer sex aise cheez hai…jo insaan
ko galat sahi main fark karne ke liye nakara kar deta hai…uski ammi
bhee kaha reh paye thee….
Mai: matlab main kuch samja nahi….
Rida: abb ye toh **** hee jane…ki baat sachi hai yaan jhooti….lekin goan
ke log dabi jubaan main baat karte hai ki, faiz ke ammi saba ka apne
sasur ke sath chakkar tha…
Mai: tha matlab….Rida: (hanste hue) ha hahaha tumne jameel ke umer nahi dekhi abb…70
ke ooper ka ho gaya hai….ooper se din raat sharab ke nashe main
dooba rehata hai…pehale shayad hoga unke beech main chakkar….lekin
abb wo boodha kaha apni bahu ko chod pata hoga….
Mai: hahah keh toh tum theek rahi ho….
Ayse hee khalyon main doobe hue main ghar ko lock kiya aur faiz ke
ghar ki taraf chal padha…jab main apni gaali cross karke faiz ke ghar ke
kareeb phuncha toh, maine dekha billu chacha faiz ke ghar ke samane
peepal ke paidh ke neeche bane thade par betha hua tha…aur faiz ke
ghar ki taraf dekh raha tha…..jab maine billu chacha ki nazaro ka peecha
kiya toh, dekha ki samane chhat par chubbare ke pass faiz ke ammi saba
khadi thee….uske baal khule hue thee…shayad wo naha kar bahar aye
thee… wo apne hatho se baalo ko set kar rahi thee…aur neeche bethe
billu ki taraf dekh rahi thee..
Billu chacha jo ki poore gaon main apni asihq mizaji ke liye mashoor
tha…wo saba ko line maar raha tha….aur muje ye dekh kar aur bhee
jayada hariat hui ki, saba bhee use line de rahi thee…kissi ne sach hee
kaha hai….aurat ann aur dhan ke bina toh reh sakti hai….par lun ke bina
nahi rahi sakti…saba jise main chachi kehata tha…wo bhee billu ke taraf
dekh kar muskara rahi thee….main seedha billu ke pass chala gaya…”
aur chacha jee ki haal hai…? “ maine billu ke pass khade hote hue
poocha…”oye sameer tum idhar kaha….main toh theek hun…lekin tum
eid ka chaand ho gaye ho….” Maine ek baar mud kar chhat par khadi
saba ki taraf dekha…toh billu chacha ne bhee mere nazaro ka peecha
kiya…
Aur phir jaise maine billu chacha ki taraf dekha toh, wo mere taraf dekh
kar muskarne laga…”kyon chacha naya shikaar phansa liya lagata
hai….” billu mere baat sun kar muskarne laga….”yahi samaj le
bhateeje……saali par bade dino se tryayan maar raha hun…aaj jakar
smile de hai… billu ne salwar ke ooper se apne lund ko maslate hue
kaha…” matlab abhi tak baat ankho ankho se ho rahi hai….kyon
chacha….”
Billu: haha bhateeje jee….par lagta hai apna mamla set ho gaya….abb
kissi tarah ek baar iski phudi mil jaye bass…phir toh khud hee wahi aa
jayege….jaha par isko bulaunga…
Mai: tumhari toh mojaye ho gaye chacha…..kya maal fansaya hai….
Billu: yaar pooch kuch naa….saali jab chalati hai…toh iski bund aise hilati
hai…jaise tarbooj hil rahe ho…isko toh khada karke peeche se apna lund
iskki bund ke beech ragadana ka bada maan kar raha hai….saali di bund
de bada goshat chadh hua hai…
Mai: chacha maal tumhara hai….jaise chahhe marji karna…
Maine mud kar dekh toh saba abhi bhee wahi khadi thee…aur hum dono
ko dekh rahi thee…”aur tum sunao….tum idhar kaha ghoom rahe ho….?”
Mai: chacha main toh faiz se milane aya tha….
Billu: oye khayal rakhi….faiz ko galati se kuch bata naa daina..
Mai: nahi batata chacha…maine bata kar kiya karna hai…aur sunao
sumera chachi ki toh roj marate hoge…..
Billu: kaha yaar…pata nahi saali ko kya ho gaya….do saal ho gaye uski
phudi mare ko…painchod abb toh hath bhee rakhane nahi deti apne
ooper….
Maine maan hee maan socha chacha hath tuje saba bhee nahi rakhane
dege… abb iss par mere bhee ankh aa gaye hai….dekhata hun ki , kon
ise pehale chodata hai….” accha chacha mai jara faiz se mil kar atta
hun…..
Billu: accha jaa….
Mai waha se muda toh dekha ki saba abb waha nahi khadi thee…main
faiz ke ghar ander dakhil hua toh, samane barmade main faiz ke dadi
bethi hui thee…jo kafi bhoodi ho gaye thee…ankho par nazar wala mota
chasma laga hua tha…maine jakar unke pair chue….”ve kon hai tun…..ki
kam hai…”
Mai: dadi jee main sameer….bank wale faisal ka beta….
Dadi: ohh accha accha….beta abb inn bhoodi ankho dikhai kam deta hai
naa…
Mai: koi baat nahi dadi jee….mai fiaz se milane aya tha…
Dadi: opper hee hona hai…jakar mil laye…
Mai seedyan chadh kar ooper chala gaya….jab mai ooper phuncha toh
dekha saba charpai par dhoop main bethi hui thee….”salaam chachi
jee…” maine muskarte hue kaha…”salaam aa sameer puttar aaj idhar ka
rasta kaise bhool gaye….?” Saba ne bhee muskar kar kaha…”jee mai
faiz milane aya tha….aaj Sunday tha toh socha faiz ke sath kahi ghum
phir aaun…..”
Saba chachi: par wo toh apne dosto ke sath sahar gaya hai….
Mai: accha koi baat nahi….phir kabhi usse mil lunga…mai chalta hun…
Saba: arre abhi toh aye ho….ruk kar dam toh le lo…main tumhare liye
chai banati hun..
Mai: rehane dain chachi…mai iss waqt chai nahi peeta….
Saba: toh kiya hua aaj chachi ke hath ke chai pe laye…waise bhee sardi
hai…Mai: theek hai…chachi jee jaise aap kahe….
Saba ander chali gaye…thodi der baad wo chai bana kar lee aye…ek
cup unhone muje diya…”aur sunao sameer tumhari study kaise chal rahi
hai…?” saba chachi ne mere pass charpai par bethate hue kaha…
Mai: jee theek chal rahi hai….(maine notice kiya ki saba chachi kissi baat
ko lekar pershan ho rahi thee….muje aysa lag raha tha….jaise wo mujse
kuch poochana chathi ho….akhir kaar thodi der baad unhone ne mujse
pooch hee liya….)
Saba chachi: tum billu ke pass khade hokar kya baat kar rahe thee….?
Mai: kuch nahi aise idhar udhar ki baaten kar rahe thee….
Saba chachi: idhar udhar ki yaan kuch aur baat ho rahi thee…..?
Mai: nahi toh bas aise hee gaon ke baaten kar rahe thee…..
Saba: sameer dekh maine dekha tha…jab tum dono baat kar rahe thee…
toh baar -2 mud kar meri taraf dekh rahe thee….
Mai: chachi jee bhala maine aapke bare main kya baat karni hai….aap ko
aise hee weham ho raha hai….
Saba chachi: aur wo billu wo toh mere bare main nahi baat kar raha
tha….
Mai saba chachi ke baat sun kar chup ho gaya…maine jaan buj kar unki
baat ka koi jawab naa diya…tanki saba chachi ka shak aur pakka ho jaye
ki, hum dono uske bare main hee baat kar rahe thee….”kya hua chup
kyon ho gaye…wo jaroor mere bare main hee baat kar raha
hoga….awaragard kahi ka…sara din ghar ke samane dera jamaye
rehata hai….” saba chachi muje ye sab iss liye suna rahi thee ki, main
unke bare main kuch galat naa sochun…aur ye sochun ki wo bhee gaon
ke baki auraton ki tarah billu ko awargard kisam ka insaan manati hai….
Saba chachi: sameer bol naa kya keh raha tha….
Mai: jane dain naa chachi….wo toh hai hee aisa ganda insaan…toh uski
soch bhee toh gandi hogi naa….
Saba chachi: tun muje bata toh sahi ki wo kya keh raha tha….
Mai: chachi jee wo keh raha tha… janain dain naa chachi….muje toh
kehate hue bhee sharam aati hai…..aur aap kahi muj par hee gussa naa
ho jaye…..
Saba chachi: tun bata maine tum par kyon gussa karna hai….tum thoda
na mere bare main kuch galat keh rahe ho…..
Mai: chachi jee wo bol raha thaa ki, saali kya maal hai….bas ek baar
hath lag jaye toh maza aa jaye…
Maine dekha ki, mere baat sun kar chachi ke chehare ka rang laal hone
laga tha..”bada kameena insaan hai wo toh…” chachi ne meri taraf
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