Maa aur Behn
Episode 80
Mai: ohh accha toh tum mujse iss liye naraz ho rahi ho….( maine neelam
ke peeche akar apne lun ko uske bund ke line main phansa kar ragadate
hue kaha….toh neelam ek dum se mere agge se nikal kar seedhi khadi
ho gaye….)
Neelam: tum toh bade dheet ho….main tumhe chai ke liye bulane aye
thee….mai bhee khana phanse chali aye tumhare pass…
hahaha…..neeche akar chai pee lo…abhi kuch nahi hone
wala….hahaha…..
Neelam muskarate hue neeche chali gaye….maine socha thoda city
main jakar ghum laita hun….aur wapis ate hue, ghar bhee chakkar laga
aunga….mai tayar hokar neeche aya….aur chai pekar neelam ko bata
kar bike lekar city jane ke liye nikal padha… abhi mai main road ke mod
par hee phuncha tha…ki samane ek local bus akar ruki… kuch sawaryan
neeche utarni thee….main jayse hee mudane laga toh, mere nazar bus
main khidki ke pass bethe ahmad par padhi….use dekhate hee muje uss
din wala poora manzar yaad aa gaya….aur mera dimag ussi waqat thank
gaya….ho naa ho ye aaj bhe wahi jaa raha hai…..use dekhate hee
maine apna city jane ka iarada badal diya… aur jayse hee bus chali
maine apni bike peeche laga dee…..
10 minute baad wo mod aa gaya…jaha se uss kothi ke taraf rasta jata
tha….jayse hee bus ruki, maine apni bike ko thode fansale par rok
diya….bus main kuch logo ke sath-2 ahmad bhee utara….neeche utar
kar usne apne baahon ko ooper kiya aur angaadi lee aur phir seedha
samane sharab ke theke ke ander chala gaya…maine bhee apni bike
sharab ke theke ke samane roki….aur jayse hee shop ke ander gaya toh,
ahmad ander hee khada tha….uska dhayan meri taraf nahi gaya…wo ek
desi sharab ke bottle lekar ander chala gaya tha….
Abb maine wahi khade-2 ek plan banaya aur maine ek plan banaya aur
maine English whisky ke ek bottle khareedi aur ander chala gaya…ander
samane ahmad table par betha hua tha….jayse hee uski nazar muj par
padhi…toh wo muje dekh kar chonka par jab usne mere hath main bhee
sharab ke bottle dekhi toh wo phir smile karte hue khada ho gaya… “
aow shaab jee….bethow….aaj idhar kithe….” Aaj idhar kaha…)
Mai: yaar ayse hee aaj peene ka mod kiya toh aa gaya….mera goan
pass main hee hai… aur tum sunao tum idhara kaha ghum rahe ho….city
main sharab ke theke nahi hai kya.
Ahamd: wo asal main malkin ne yaha samane wale goan ke bahar ek
naye kothi banai hai…mai wahi sota hun…..aur rakhwali bhee karta
hun….Main ahmad ke pass beth gaya….ek ladka aya….maine use chiken ka
order diya… aur do plates laine ko kaha….ahmad jayse hee bottle
kholane laga toh maine use rok diya.. “yaar mere hote hue tum apni
bottle kholo muje gawara nahi….aaj ye wali pee kar dekho..kaysa nasha
chadhata hai iska….” Maine whisky ke bottle ke taraf ishara karte hue
kaha…toh usne ek baar bottle ko dekha….aur phir muskarate hue
bola…”jee….” Maine use bottle pakada dee…usne bottle kholi aur do
glass utha kar peg banana laga… thodi der main ladka chicken bhee
lekar aa gaya….hum dono ne pehala peg khencha aur glass neeche rakh
diye…
Mai: tum daily sharab peete ho….?
Ahmad: (chonkate hue…..) nahi….kyon….?
Ma: nahi ayse hai…..kuch din pehale bhee maine tumhe yaha dekha
tha….
Mere baat sun kar ahmad thoda sa ghabarya aur phir apne aap ko
sambhalate hue bola… “nahi roj nahi peeta….do teen din baad pee laita
hun…par aap azam shah jee ko kuch batana….please main minaant
karta hun aapke…”
Mai: yaar ghabara kyon rahe ho….tum koi chori karke thoda peete
ho….chalo nahi batata…muj par bharosa rakho….wayse bhee tum toh
sathi ho…peene wale ek dusre ka raaz rakhate hai….
Mere baat sun kar ahmad ko thoda itminaan sa ho gaya….usne dusra
peg banaya… aur phir hum dono ne glass utha liye…mai dhere-2 sip
laine laga….ahmad toh ek hee saans main dusra peg bhee pee gaya
tha…maine chicken ke plate uske taraf badha dee toh, wo ek peace utha
kar khane laga….”ahhh maza aa gaya…aaj pehale baar English pee
hai…sach main iska maza hee kuch alag hai….”
Mai: accha tum apna peg banao….tumhara glass khali kyon hai…
Ahamd: abhi apne ne apna peg khatam nahi kiya….
Mai: yaar muje toh dhere-2 peene ke adat hai…tum sharmo nahi….peg
banaow…
Ahamd: jee…..
Ahmad ne ek aur peg banaya….aur phir wo bhee usne gale se neeche
utar liya… ahmad teen peg pee chukka tha….aur abhi tak main dusra
peg thame hue tha… ayse hee baaten karte-2 maine uske ghar pariwar
ke bare mai poochana shuru kar diya.. pata chala ki, wo behad gareeb
pariwar se hai….maa baap gujar chuke thee…aur uske ek badi behan
thee….jiske shadi abhi nahi hui thee…aur uski behan apni khalla ke pass
reh rehi thee….Maine use baton main uljaye hue usko 4 peg pila diye thee….abb wo
nashe main chor hone laga tha…maine abb apne daav khelane shuru
kiye….”toh ahmad tum toh khiladi ho yaar…roj peete hoge tum…..?”
Ahmad ne muskarate hue meri taraf dekha aur haan main sar hila
diya…” accha ye sab toh theek hai….par ek baat samaj main nahi
aye…?”
Ahmad: wo kiya…..
Mai: batata hun….
Maine ek aur peg banaya apna aur ahamad dono ko…toh ahamad mana
karne laga… “yaar dekh maine bhee apna peg bana liya hai…abb tum
nahi peeyoge to main bheenahi peunga….” Mere baat sun kar ahmad ne
glass utha liya…aur phir ek hee baar main sharab par ahsaan kar
diya….aur glass khali karke table par rakha.. “aap kuch pooch rahe
thee….” Ahmad ne ladkhadti awaz main kaha… “haan wo main
poochana chatha tha ki, yaar tum toh azam ke ghar ke naukar ho…phir
tum roj daru kayse peete ho…tumhare pass itane payse aate kaha se
hai….
Ahmad sharab ke nashe main choor ho chukka tha…usne idhar udhar
dekha… aur phir dhere se dheemi awaz main bola…”wo apni malkin hai
naa…azam shah jee ke ammi…”
Mai: haan…
Ahmad: unka chakkar hai ek uncle ke sath…..
Mai: accha…maine ayse jahir kya jayse mai ye baat sun kar bhut
shocked hua hun…
Ahmad: haan ek din maine malkin ko uss uncle se chudwate hue dekh
liya tha.. aur malkin ne bhee muje dekh liya…phir wo muje apna raaz
chupaye rakhane ke liye payse dene lagee…
Mai: waah yaar teri toh ayash hai….kaash mere bhee tumhari jayse
kismet hoti…
Ahmad: ek aur baat baatun….
Mai: haan baatow…
Ahmad: abb toh malkin mujse bhee chudwati hai….mera poora khayal
rakhati hai…
Mai: kya kabhi azam ko pata nahi chala….
Ahmad: usko kayse pata chalega…use toh pata hee nahi hai…uske
ammi ne yaha itani badi kothi banwaye hai….
Mai: toh kya aaj bhee wo anne wali hai…
Ahmad: aaj nahi….wo abb Sunday ko aynege…wo uncle sunday ko yaha
aate hai…abhi training ke liye Lahore gaye hue hai….
Mai: accha phir….
Ahmad: toh jab wo uncle aate hai….toh wo malkin ke sath yaha aate
hai.aur phir sharab peekar so jate hai…
Mai: accha….
Uske baad maine bachi hui bottle use pakadi aur bil dekar kaha ki, muje
abb jana hai late ho raha hun…kal phir se yahi mulkaat hogi..ahmad meri
baat sun kar haan main sar hilane laga….uske baad main use kal yaha 5
baje milane ka keh waha se nikal kar neelam ke ghar wapis aa gaya….
Uss din aur koi khaas baat naa hui…khanna khane ke baad main ooper
akar so gaya…agli subhe jab main uth kar neeche aya toh dekha ke
neelam kahi jane ke liye tayar ho rahi thee…..poochane par pata chala
ki, neelam ke kise ristedari main kissi ko fout ho gaye hai…aur wo wahi
jaa rahi thee….neelam ne muje nasta diya….maine nasta kiya aur phir
neelam ne muje kaha ki, mai use main road tak chor aun..wo waha se
bus main chali jayege….
Maine bike bahar nikali aur neelam ko peeche betha kar use main road
tak chorne chala gaya…main road par phunch kar thodi der intjaar ke
baad bus bhee mil gaye…mai ghar wapis lout aya….toh sana ne door
khola…..jayse ke mai pehale bata chukka hun ki, sana ka rang sanwala
tha…uski hight bhee kam thee….par uske nain nakash ek dum teekhe
thee….mummaye ek dum kase hue thee….usne black color ka fitting
wala suit pehana hua tha…..jo uske jism par behad kasa hua tha…
Maine bike ander ke aur bike stand par laga kar seedha barmade main
gaya… najeeba wahi bethi hui thee…usne muje dekh kar smile
kee…..mai uske samane wale sofe par beth gaya….”mami ko bus mil
gaye thee….?”
Mai: haan….
Tabhi sana bhee waha akar beth gaye…..wo najeeba ke sath bethi hui
thee…. “toh jija jee….ohhh sorry sameer jee…..chor aye ammi ko…..”
sana ne tanzaya andaaz main hanste hue kaha….toh najeeba ne apne
kohani uske pait main maari….”ahhhh sharam kar kanjaraye….ayse kyon
maar rahi hai….maine kon sa kuch galat keh diya hai….” Sana ne hanste
hue kaha….toh najeeba use ghoor kar dekhane lagee….muje laga ki,
abb muje yaha se khisak laina chahaye….isliye main chup chap uth kar
ooper aa gaya… aur phir seedha ooper chhat par chala gaya…dhoop
nikal chuki thee….iss liye maine store room se charpai nikali aur use
dhoop main daal kar lait gaya….
Abhi thodi der hee hui thee ki, muje seedhyon se kissi ke ooper
chadhane ke awaz aye… maine laitye laitaye hee sar ghuma karseedhyon ke taraf dekhane laga… thodi der baad sana ooper aye…usne
muskarate hue meri taraf dekha, aur phir smile karte hue boli…”toh jija
jee dhoop ka maza lai rahe hai….” Maine bhee smile se hee jawab
diya…par bola kuch naa… usne store room ka door khola aur ander chali
gaye… aur phir wo kapdho ka dher lekar bahar aye….ye wahi kapdhe
thee…jo kal neelam ne dhoaye thee….aur sahi tarah se sukhe nahi
thee…sardyon joro par thee…isliye dhoop bhee poori tarah nahi nikalati
thee…shayad jane se pehale neelam sana ko keh ke gaye thee…..
Usne sare kapdho ko usi charpai par mere pairo ke taraf rakha jaha main
laita hua tha… maine gor kiya ki, sana jab ooper aye thee…tab usne
duppta liya hua tha…aur abb uske jism par duppta nahi tha….phir wo
store room ke ander gaye….aur bake ke bache hue kapdhe bhee utha
kar laye aye…aur wahi rakh diye….uske mummaye uske black color ke
fitting wali kameez main ek dum fanse hue lag rahe thee….mummon ko
poore shape dikhai dee rahi thee….phir wo jhuk kar kapdho ko uthane
lagee….toh mere nazar uske deep neck wale kameez mai se jhank rahe
mummon par padhi….uff jhukane ke wajhe se uske mummaye kameez
se bahar anne ko utawale ho rahe thee…sana ke mummaye najeeba
jitane hee badhe thee….phir usne un kapdho main se kuch kapdhe
uthaye… aur taar par daalane lagee….wo baar-2 kapdhe daal kar
charpai ke pass atti aur jhuk kar ek-2 karke kapdhe uthati….toh muje
uske tang kameez ke gale se jhank rahe mummon ko didaar ho jata….
Waha laitye-2 hee mere lun ne shalwar ke ander se sar uthana shuru kar
diya… aur dhere-2 mere lun ne shalwar ko agge se ooper utha diya…mai
uss waqt mood kharab karne ke mood main bilkul bhee nahi tha…muje
pata tha ki, agar mai issi tarah uske mummon ko dekhata raha toh, mera
apna hee mood kharab hona hai…. Neelam yaha thee nahi…phir muje
ayse hee tadhapate hue dil gujarana padhana tha… issliye main waha
charpai se utha bahar gaali wali boundry ke pass jakar khada hokar
neeche gaali main dekhane laga….
Sana apne kaam main busy thee..,main waha thodi der khada raha aur
phir se hat kar chhat par thelane laga….aur tehalate hue main store room
main chala gaya…aur jayse hee uss single par bed par bethane laga toh,
sana ander dakhil hui…”ruko ruko sameer….” Maine hariat se sana ke
taraf dekha toh, wo muje dekh kar ajeeb se andaaz se
muskari….”sameer iss bed par mat bethana….?” Sana ne muskarate hue
kaha… toh maine sawalyan nazaro se sana ko dekhane laga….”kyon iss
bed par bethana mana hai…?” maine sana ke taraf dekhate hue
kaha….toh mere baat sun kar sana muskarate hue boli…”nahi mana toh
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