Maa aur Behn
Episode 90
itane payse nahi hai ki, usse majeed padha sake…yaar tumhara toh
ooper tak badi phunch hai….mere baitaye ko kissi government job par
laga daye…”
Sabeena: ghabara naa yaar….tum fikar mat karo…..march main humari
bank naye post nikalane wali hai….tumhare batayte ke setting karwa
dungi….wayse bhee ek adhe ko toh job dilwa hee sakti hun….
Sabeen hawa main baatain nahi kar rahi thee….yaha tak mai usse janata
tha…uska kafi rasook tha….uske waalid ke bhee kafi chalati
thee…..sabeena ke baat sun kar muje idea aya aur maine maan hee
maan socha ki, ye saali hee abb mere musbaton ka hal karge… abb kissi
tarah isse apne kaabu main karna hoga….thodi der baad waiter humara
order le aya….humane jaladi -2 khanna khaya…aur phir maine apne dost
ko uske ghar chora aur sabeena ke ghar ki taraf chal padha….maine
door bell bajai toh, thodi der baad ahmad ne gate khola….aur muje dekh
muskarate hue bola….”hor ge khaan sahab kayse ho…?”
Mai: mai theek hun….azam kaha hai….?
Ahamd: wo toh gee ghumane gaye hai apne mamun ke ghar…..
Mai: aur tumhari malkin…..
Ahamd: wo to ge bank main hai…
Mai: ohh accha…yaar wo kiya mai aapni gf ko aaj waha kothi par lekar
jaa sakta hun…
Ahamd: nahi nahi saah gee….aaj toh wo malkin ke hone wale shohar
anne wale hai.. aaj nahi….phir kissi din ka program rakh lo….mai bhee
wahi jane wala tha….
Mai: accha wayse kitane baje aana hai unko….
Ahamd: malkin aur wo uncle toh sham ko 6 baje phunche gaye….
Mai: chal theek hai phir mai chalta hun…
Ahmad: ruko shah jee…..wayse aaj kya program hai….
Mai: bolo ahamd….
Ahmad: wahi milate hai apne purane adde par….
Mai: kitane baje miloge…..
Ahamd: 6 baje malkin aur uncle aa jayenge….uske baad 6:30 baje milate
hai…hum apna program bana laiange aur tab tak wo dono apna enjoy
kar lainge….
Mai: theek hai…..toh 6: 30 baje milate hai…
Ahamd: theek hai shah gee….
Uske baad mai waha se gaon wapis aa gaya…sham ko nazia 6 baje
ghar wapis aye… maine pehale se hee bahaana soch ke rakha tha ki,
muje nazia ko kya kehana hai… nazia ne kapdhe change kiye aur freshhokar kitchen main raat ke khanna banane ke liye chali gaye…..mai uth
kar room se bahar aya….aur kitchen ke door ke sath peeth laga kar
khada ho gaya….nazia ne gardan ghuma kar meri taraf dekha aur phir se
apne kaam main lag gaye…..”mere liye khanna naa banana…..?” maine
nazia ke taraf dekhate hue kaha….toh nazia ne palat kar meri taraf
dekha aur boli…..” kyon kya hua….?”
Mai: wo aaj mai apne dost ke ghar jaa raha hun….uski birthday party
hai…issliye raat wahi rahunga….
Nazia: par sameer main ghar par akheli kayse rahungee…..
Mai: kyon tumhe akhele dar laagta hai…?
Nazia: nahi sameer phir bhee…..
Mai: jana jaroori hai….warana dost ne naraz ho jana hai….
Nazia: theek hai……
Nazia ne gehari saans lee aur phir se kaam main lag gaye….mai apne
room main aaya aur jaladi-2 tayar hua aur nazia ko bata kar ghar se nikal
gaya…main road par phuncfh kar maine bus pakadi aur mai 6:30 wahi
ussi jagah par phunch gaya….jaha par maine aur ahamd ne sharab pee
thee.. aur muje ahamd wahi bahar khada nazar aa gaya….. maine
ahamd se hath milaya….”toh aa gaye shah gee…..maine toh socha ki
shayad aap itani thand main naa ayain…..”
Mai: yaar aana toh tha hee….aacha tum ruko….mai bottle lekar aata
hun….
Maine waha se sharab ke ek bottle lee aur hum uss shop ke ander
chalaye gaye… waha phunch kar maine chicken order kiya….aur phir
jaam ka daur shuru ho gaya….hum dono pehale idhar udhar ke baatain
karte rahe….aur phir jab ek peg khatam hua….toh maine ahamd se
poocha….”aur sunao….wo tumhare uncle aa gaye hai yaan nahi…”
ahamd ne phir se glass main dusra peg banate hue meri taraf dekha aur
muskarate hue bola….”haan aa gaye hai….waha bhee jaam ka daur
shuru hai…”
Mai: accha….toh aaj to phir tumhari ayais hone wali hai….?
Ahmad ne thoda sa sharmate hue meri taraf dekha aur dusra peg
kheench kar bola… “ kaha khaan shahab yaar mai toh tang aa gaya
hun….sirf payso ke liye ye sare kaam kar raha hun…yaar in aurton ne
toh muje chuss kar rakh diya hai….” Ahamd ne thoda gusse main
kaha….aur phir teesra peg bana kar bhee khench liya…”kyon kya hua…
yaar teri toh moj hai…phir tun ayse baat kyon kar raha hai….” Maine
apna dusra peg banaya aur peene laga…
Ahamd: abb kya bataun khaan sahab….isse pehale main apne gaon ke
pass hee ek bade jameendar ke ghar main kaam karta tha…uske do
baitaye thee….bade baity ke fout ho gaye thee….uske biwi jo uss time 40
ke asspaas thee….usne muje apne jaal main aysa phansaya ki, kya
baatun…phir ek din chote baitaye ke wife ne hum dono ko dekh liya aur
phir mai undono jethani devarani ke jaal main aysa phansa ke 4 saal
main unhone ne mera sab kuch choos liya….Phir ek din unke sasur ko
muj par shak ho gaya…par unhone baat daba lee…ki unke bejajti naa ho
aur muje kaam se nikal diya….uske baad main yaha par aa gaya…
Mai: yaar par sex toh main bhee karta hun…..aysa toh nahi hota….
Ahamd: shah jee aap mai aur muje bhut farak hai….muj gareeb ko jo
sukhi rukhi milati thee…khaa laita tha….takat kaha se anni thee…jo thee
wo ulta unhone nichod lee….
Ahamd ke baad poori hone ke baad hum dono theka laga kar hasane
lagee…”ahamd ne apna chotha peg bhara aur apna glass utha kar muje
dekhate hue bola…”aur rahi sahi kasar isne poori kar dee hahaha….”
Aaj mera plan kaamyaab ho raha tha….ahamd adhe se jayada bottle pee
chukka tha aur maine abhi tak dusra peg hee pakada hua tha…dhere-2
ahmad ne apni bottle khatam kar dee…ahmad ek dum nashe main chor
ho chukka tha…aur usse bola bhee nahi jaa raha tha…7:30 baj chuke
thee….ahamd ne diwar par lagi ghadi par nazar daali aur phir ladkhadti
hui jubaan main bola…..”shah jee aap toh lait ho rahe ho…aapko abb
ghar chale jana chahaye….”
Mai: yaar chala toh jaun….par ghar par abbu ko pata chala ki mai peekar
aya toh bhut naraz honge….yaar kuch kar naa…mai iss halat main ghar
nahi jaa sakta….
Ahmad: shah jee mere hote hue ghabarane ke jaroorat nahi hai….aap
mere sath chalo… aaj yahi kothi par so jana….
Mai: par yaar wo teri malkin aur uncle….
Ahamd: shah jee mere hotte hoye ghabarane ke jaroorat nahi…uncle toh
sharab peekar ayse sote hai….ki subhe hee uthana hai….aur rahi baat
malkin ke toh, ooper itane room khali unko kya pata chalana hai….
Mai: chal theek hai…
Maine waiter ko bill diya….aur hum dono bahar aa gaye….”shah jee aaj
toh sach main bhut jayada ho gaye….” Ahmad ne ladhkhada kar chalate
hue kaha…toh maine use shahar dekar road cross karwai aur phir hum
dono uss kothi ke taraf chal padhe… waha phunch kar maine dhere se
gate khol aur phir ander dakhil hokar gate band kiya aur kothi ke hall ke
main door par phunche toh, ahamd ne muje apni jeb se door ke key nikal
kar dee….kyonki ahamd itane jayada nashe main tha ki, wo key bheenahi laga sakta tha…maine dhere door khola aur hum dono ander dakhil
hue….maine ahamd ko diwar ke sath khada kiya aur door ko lock
kiya….”abb kaha jana hai…?” maine ahamd ko sargoshi se bhari awaz
main kaha…toh ahamd ne seedhyon ke taraf dekh kar ishara kiya….mai
ahamd ko sahar dekar ooper le aya….”wo uss room main chalaye shah
jee..” ahamd ne dhere se kaha…toh mai uss room ke pass phuncha aur
room khol kar hum dono ander dakhil hue….maine light on ke aur room
ka jayaza liya…ander ek charpai padhi hui thee….
Jiss par bistar bicha hua tha…maine ahamd ko charpai par bethaya aur
dhere se bola.. “tum kaha sote ho….?” Toh ahamd ne nashe main choor
ankho se muje dekha aur muskarate hue bola…”aap yaha so
jaow….mera room wo wala hai….” Ahamd ne door se bahar ek room ke
taraf ishara karte hue kaha….” Aacha toh kya tumhari malkin ooper uss
room main aati hai tumhare pass….” Mere baat sun kar ahamd ne
muskarate hue haan main sar hilaya aur charpai par lait gaya….uske
ankhe nashe main band hoti jaa rahi thee….muje pata tha ki, abb wo
jalad hee so jayege…..maine ahamd ke ooper rajai daal de….aur
garmahat milate hee thodi der main ahamd ko gehari neend aa gaye….
Tabhi muje seedhyon se kisi ke ooper chadhane ke awaz aye….toh
maine jaladi se light off ke aur room se bahar akar uss room ko bahar se
lock kar diya….abb ooper hall main behad andhera tha…mai waha lage
hue ek table ke peeche chup kar beth gaya…aur phir muje andhere main
ek saya seedhyon se ooper aata nazar aya….sabeena ooper aa chuki
thee…aur ye wahi waqt tha….jab muje apni jindgi ka sabse bekhof
fainslaa laina tha…sabeena andhere main badhati hui ussi room ke taraf
jane lagee….jiss taraf ahmad ne ishara kiya tha….maine chehare par
rumaal bandha…
Aur phir jayse hee sabeena uss room main dakhil hui…mai teji se table
se peeche se nikal kar uss room main phuncha….isse pehale ke
sabeena ko kuch samaj aata.. maine peeche se usse apne baazuon
main pakad liya…aur ek hath uske mooh par rakh diya… “mooh se awaz
bahar nahi aani chahye…nahi toh anzaam bhut bura hoga….” Maine
dhere se sargoshi main sabeena ke kaan ke pass apne honto ko lejakar
kaha…aur dusre hath se uske night gown ke ooper se uske left
mummaye ko jor jor se dabane laga…jo usne uss waqt pehana hua
tha…
Mere baat sun kar sabeena ne muje harian se bhari nazaro se
dekha….aur ladkhadati hui juban main boli…”akhir tum ho kon….?” Abb
uske chehare ke haav bhaav badal chuke thee…abb use iss baat keparwah nahi thee ki, mai uske mummon ko bedardi masal raha hun…abb
wo iss soch main doobi hui hariani aur khofzada nazro se mere taraf
dekh rahi thee…aur ye sochane ke kosish kar rahi thee ki, akhir mai
hoon kon….maine uske iss halat ka fayada uthate hue uske mummaye
ko dabate hue apne rumaal ko chehare se hata liya….jaise hee maine
apne rumaal ko utara toh, mere chehare ko dekhate hee uske chehare
ke rang aur udh gaya…..
Sabeena: sameer tum….
Mai: haan main….tumane kya socha tha ki, tum abbu aur muje bewakoof
banati rahoge aur hum banata rahainge…..
Sabeena: ye kya badtameezi hai….choro muje….aur tum ye sab kya keh
rahe ho…ahamd kaha hai….aur tum tum yaha kayse ayaye….
Mai: chup saali sab batata hun….pehale ye dekh…..
Maine sabeena ko chor kar apne jeb se apna mobile nikala aur wahi
video play karke usko dikhaye…jo uss din maine uske ghar main banaye
thee…video dekhate hee sabeena ka rang peela zard padh gaya….”abb
bol ye sab kya hai…tun abbu ko dokh de rahi hai…aur saali tum unse
nikaah karne ke khawab dekh rahi ho…apne naukar ke sath ye sab
karate hue tumhe sharam nahi aati……
Sabeena: listen sameer I am very sorry….maine tumhare abbu ke sath jo
kuch bhee kiya…mai uske liye mafi managati hun….par please sameer
ye baat aapne abbu ko naa batana…mai kahi ke nahi rahungee….
Mai: mere hisab se galati ke saza militi hai….maafi nahi….sabeena ji….
(maine room ke light on karte hue kaha…room ke light on hote hee poore
room main roshani phel gaye..
Maine sabeena ko kandho se pakad ghuma kar diwar se laga
diya….”akahr tum chathe kya ho…...”Sabeena ne hariat aur khofzada
nazaro se muje dekhate hue kaha….toh maine uske night gown ke
ribbon ko kholana shuru kar diya…jisko pait par bandha jata hai….aur
jayse hee main uske gown ke ribbon ko khola toh, uska night gown ke
dono taraf ke paale uske mummon se hat gaye….aur uske 38 size ke
bade-2 mummaye bahar mere nazaro ke samane aa gaye….”ruk jao
sameer ahhhhhhh tum aah kya kar rahe ho….mai kehti hun abhi bhee
waqt hai chor do please jane do sameer…..kahi tumhare abbu ooper naa
aa jayain…” sabeena ne apne aap ko mujse churwane ke kosish karte
hue kaha….
Mai: chup kal saali raand….uss naukar ke lulli ko phudi main lekar apne
jism ke aag ko thanda karne ki kosish karti ho….ek baar mera lun lekar
dekh lo….sach kehata hun… roj mujse chudwane ke liye bheekh mango
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