Maa aur Behn
Episode 4
main 7th class main tha….naa sex ki kuch samaj thee…aur naa aurat aur
mard ke beech ke riste ki, mere liye school mere dost padhai aur cricket
hee meri dunaya thee…rida api aur sumera chacha dono hee mujse
acchi tarah pesh aate thee….bhale hee humari kareebi ristedari nahi
thee….lekin muje unke ghar par kabhi iss baat ka ahsaas nahi hua tha ki,
mere waha anne se unko kissi tarah ke pershani pesh aa rahi ho…rida
api bhee dhere-2 mere majoodagi se khus hone lagee thee…abb wo
bina kissi pershani yaan sharam ke hee apne bacho ko mere samane
doodh pila diya karti thee…
Ek din main aise hee rida api ke room main betha hua padh raha tha…
main unke sath hee bed par betha tha..double bed tha…isliye rida api
apne dono beto ke sath bed par karvat ke bal leti hui thee….uske peeth
ke peeche uske dono bête so rahe thee….uska face meri taraf tha…aur
wo apne sar ko hath se sahara diye…mere work book main dekh rahi
thee…tabhi door bell sunai dee….hum pehali manzil par thee….jab
sumera chachi neeche ground floor par thee…bell ki awaz sun kar rida
api bed se utar gaye… aur gaali wali side jakar neeche jhankane
lagee….wo thodi der waha khadi rahi…aur phir wapis aa gaye….
Takreeban 15 minute baad rida api bed se uthi….aur mujse
boli….”sameer tum apna kaam poora karo….main 15 minute main
neeche se hokar aati hun…” rida api ke baat sun kar maine haan main
sar hila diya…wo uth kar neeche chali gaye…api ke dono bête so rahe
thee….main kuch der toh wahi betha padhata raha..phir muje peshab
anne laga toh, main uth kar bathroom jane laga toh, main kamare se
bahar aya…aur gaali wali side main chhat par bathroom bana hua tha…
jab main bathroom ke taraf jane laga…toh chhat ke beecho beech lage
hue jangale ke ooper se gujara…(waha se chhat khali chori gaye
thee…..uss par lohe ki grills se bana hua jangala laga hua tha…. Tanki
neeche roshani aur tazi hawa jaa sake….) jab main uske ooper se gujara
toh, mere nazar rida aapi par padhi…
Wo uss samaye sumera chachi ke room ke window ke pass khadi thee…
sumera chachi ka room peeche ki taraf tha…rida api jhuk kar khadi ander
window se ander jhank rahi thee….muje bada ajeeb sa feel hua ki, rida
api iss tarah kyon apni ammi ke room main jhank rahi hai….ander aisa
kya hai…jo rida api iss tarah choro ki tarah khadi ander dekh rahi hai…
uss samaye najane kyon muje ye khawish hone lagee ki, mai dekhu ki,
aisa kya ho raha kamare ke ander jo rida api iss tarah choro ke jaise
ander jhank rahi thee….tabhi muje khayal aya ki, jab main seedyan
chadh kar ooper atta hun…waha seedhyon par ek roshandaan hai…jo
sumera chachi ke room ka hai….
Mai bina kuch soche samaje seedyon ke taraf gaya….aur jab do teen
seedhyon ko utar kar uss ghumav par phuncha…yaha se seedyan
mudati thee…waha roshandan tha.. aur phir jaise hee maine ander
jhanka toh, muje dunaya ka sabse ajeeb nazara dikhai diya….kyonki
main roshandaan se dekh raha tha…isliye muje neeche bed par kisi
adami ke nangi peeth dikhai dee rahi thee…aur uss adami ke kandhe ke
thoda sa ooper sumera chachi ka chehara dikhai dee raha tha….
Sumera chachi ne apni tango ko utha kar uss sakash ke kamar par lapit
rakha tha…aur wo sakash poori raftaar se apni kamar ko hilaye jaa raha
tha…teri behan ko chodun teri maa ke phudi main lan aise gaalyan mai
kai ladko ko niklate hue sun chukka tha… lekin jo mere samane ho raha
tha…uss samaye nahi janata tha ki, use chodana kehate hai..wo sakash
aur sumera chachi dono paseene se tarbatar thee….sumera chachi ne
apne baazon ko uss sakash ke peeth par kas rakha tha…”ohhhh billu aaj
poori kasar nikal dee….bade dino baad mouka mila hai…..” billu naam
sunate hee muje pata chal chukka tha ki wo sakash aur koi nahi farook
ka chota bhai hee tha…jise gaon wale billu ke naam se pukarate thee…
“ahhh bhabhi jor toh poora laga raha hun…lekin jaise -2 teri umer badh
rahi hai…saali teri phudi aur tight aur garam hoti jaa rahi hai….ohh dekh
mera lun kaise phas- 2 ke ander jaa raha hai….” billu ne aur rafatar se
jhatke lagane shuru kar diye….abb tak kuch kuch samaj aa chukka tha
ki, ander kya chal raha tha…lekin main uss waqt tak toh ek dum bhola
panchi thee….ye baat bhee samaj aa chuki thee ki, wo dono jo bhee kar
rahe hai,….dono ko maza bhut aa raha hai….muje iss baat ka dar tha ki,
kahi api ooper anne ke liye seedyon ki taraf aati toh, uski nazar seedha
muj par padhait… maine waha khade rehana munasib nahi samja….aur
waha se ooper aa gaya….aur bed par beth kar phir se kitab ko padhane
laga….
15 minute baad api ooper aaye…usne door par khade hote hue muje
dekha aur phir apne bacho ki taraf dekhate hue boli….”bacho main se koi
utha toh nahi…” maine naa main sar hila diya..”theek hai main bathroom
jakar aati hun….” Api phir bathroom main chali gaye….phir wo thodi der
baad wapis aye toh, uske chehare par ajeeb sa sakoon nazar aa raha
tha…wo bed par lait gaye…” tun bhee lait jaa…bhut padhai kar lee
aaj….” Api ne bed par laiate hue kaha….”par mera maan nahi kar raha
tha ki, main waha laitun….main beman se lait gaya….api toh laitate hee
so gaye…par mere ankho se neend bhut door thee….baar -2 sumera
chachi ke room ka nazara meri ankho ke samane aa jata,…
Sham ke 5 baj chuke thee….jab rida api ka beta uth kar rone laga…toh
wo bhee uth kar beth gaye….api ko jaga dekh kar main bhee uth kar beth
gaya….api meri taraf dekh kar muskari…”so liya…” maine haan main sar
hila diya..aur bed se neeche utar kar bahar jane laga….”sameer kaha jaa
rahe ho….?”
Mai: jee api bahar jaa raha khelane…..
Rida: accha jate jate ammi ko kehana ki feeder main doodh daal kar
ooper de jain….
Mai: jee keh dunga…
Mai waha se neeche anne laga…jab main neeche phuncha toh, dekha ki
sumera chachi ke room ka door khula tha…main ander gaya toh, waha
koi naa tha…maine bahar nikal kar kitchen main dekha toh, waha bhee
koi nazar nahi aya..tab muje bahar gate ki taraf jo kamara tha…udher se
sumera chachi ki awaz aye…mai uss kamare ke taraf gaya… aur jaise
hee main uss kamare ke ander phuncha toh, dekha sumera chachi aur
billu dono sofe par sath -2 bethe hue thee….billu ne apna ek baazu
sumera chachi ke peeche daal kar kandhe par rakha hua tha…aur uska
dusra hath chachi ke left kameez ke ooper se left mamme par thee…
muje iss tarah ek dum se ander dekh kar dono hadbada gaye….chachi
toh aise uchal kar khadi ho gaye…jaise uski bund par kissi ne bijali ke
nangi taaron ko touch karwa diya ho….
Chachi: arre sameer puttar tum neeche kyon aye….kuch chahye kya…?
Mai: nahi wo api keh rahi thee ki aap ko bol dun ki feeder main doodh
daal kar unhe de ayaen….
Chachi: accha main de aati hun….tun yaha beth….
Mai: nahi chachi main khelane jaa raha hun….
Mai waha se bahar nikala hee tha ki, peeche billu ki awaz aye….”accha
bhabhi jaan main bhee chalata hun….” Main gate khol kar bahar nikal
aya…aur ground ki taraf jane laga….toh peeche se billu ne muje awaz
dee…maine peeche mud kar dekha toh, wo meri taraf hee aa raha
tha….billu mere pass aya aur mere kandhe par hath rakhate hue
bola….”kaha jaa rahe ho bhateeje sahab….”
Mai: ground main jaa raha hun….
Billu: accha muje bhee udhar hee jana tha…
Wo mere sath chalane laga….jaise hee hum ground ke pass phunche
toh, billu ne mera hath pakada aur muje road par halwai ke dukan par le
gaya….”chal aa bhateej tujse samoshe khilawata hun…”
Mai: nahi muje bookh nahi hai…maine nahi khane…
Billu: chal aaja yaar….ek do kha le….
Mai: nahi sach main chacha jee…..mera khane ka maan nahi hai…..
Billu: accha bhateej aaj tune jo bhee dekha yaar dekh uss bare main kissi
se baat nahi karna….nahi toh mere aur bhai jaan ke beech jhagada ho
jana hai…
Mai: nahi karta….
Billu: pakka naa…..
Mai: haan nahi karta….
Billu: yaar tune mere dimag se bhut badi tension nikal dee….agar tun
thoda bada hota.. toh tuje bhee bhabhi jaan ke phudi dilawa deta…lekin
abhi teri umer bhut kam hai…
Mai billu ke baat par chup naa raha….”accha dekh agar tun ye baat kissi
ko nahi batega toh, kal maine tujse sahar se naya bat laa dunga…lekin
mujse wada karo ki, ye baat tum kissi se nahi kahuge…
Mai: main nahi karta…lekin muje bat bhee nahi chahaye….
Billu: abb tum mera itana baad raaz chupa rahe ho toh, mera bhee farz
banta hai naa apne raazdaar ko kuch toh tofa dun….
Mai billu ke baat sun kar muskarane laga….lekin bola kuch naa…main
waha se school ke diwar ki taraf gaya….muje dophar se hee peshab laga
tha….jo sumera chachi ke room ke nazare ke chakkar main karna
bhoolana gaya tha….abb muje bhut tej pressure laga tha..maine jaise
hee salwar ka nada khol kar apne lun ko bahar jo ki pressure se poori
tarah sakhat khada tha….jaise hee main peshab karne laga….toh maine
notice kya ki, billu mere lun ki taraf bade gor se dekh raha hai…maine
peshab kiya aur phir apni salwar ka nada band karke jaise hee ground
main jane laga…toh billu mere pass aa gaya….”ki gal bhateje abhi se
itana bada hathayar kaise kar liya tune…”
Mai: chacha jee aap kiss hathyar ki baat kar rahe hai….
Billu: teri lun ki baat kar raha hun….penchod agar iss umer main tera lun
itana bada hai toh 3-4 saal baad toh aur badha jo jana hai issne…teri toh
aish hai…(muje billu se aise baaten sun kar ajeeb sa lag raha tha…isse
pehale mere dost ke beech main aise baat nahi hui thee...lekin kehate
hai naa…. ”Necessity is the mother of invention” jaroorat aur khawaish
hee ijaat ki maa hoti hai….waise hee haal uss waqt mere ho chukka
tha…. Isliye main jijkate aur sharmate hue bhee billu se poochane se rok
naa paya….)
Mai: wo kaise…
Billu: yaar dekh tera lun teri umer ke bacho ke hisaab se kahi bada
hai…..aur jab koi sex ki bhukhi aurat aise tagade lun ko dekh le toh, wo
jalad hee uss sakash par ashik ho jati hai..aur bade se apni phudi
marwati hai….
Mai: chacha ek baat poochun….?
Billu: haan pooch bhateje….
Mai: kya sach main mera hathayar tagada hai…..
Billu: aur nahi toh kya…mai kya jhoot bol raha hun….mere jaise
adamyon ka lun bhee 5-6 inch ke beech main hota hai…tera toh abhi se
6 inch lamba lag raha hai….kabhi napa hai tune….
Mai: nahi….
Billu: lekin hai tera 6 inch ke kareeb……accha jaa abb tun khel muje
bhee jaroori kaam yaad aa gaya hai….
Maine waha se ground main chala gaya….aur waha apne dosto ke sath
cricket khelane laga…sham ko abbu ke ghar anne se pehale main waha
se farigh hokar ghar wapis aa gaya…wo sari raat mere dimag main billu
ke kahi baaten aur sumera chachi ke room ka nazara ghumata raha…
agle din subhe tak mere dimag main sanak beth chuki thee…
Uss raat main apne gujare hue dino ke yaado main khoya kab so gaya
pata nahi chala…agli subhe muje bahar se awaz aye toh mere ankh khul
gaye…maine uth kar time dekha toh subhe ke 5:30 baje thee….room
main 0 waat ka bulb jal raha tha..bahar abbu najeeba se baat kar rahe
thee….shayad wo aur meri souteli ammi kahi jaa rahe thee….unke
baaton se main andaza nahi laga paya ki, wo itnai subhe-2 kaha jaa rahe
hai…main rajai ke ander laita hua tha…phir thodi der baad muje gate
khulane aur band hone ki awaz aye….iska matlab ki main aur najeeba
dono ghar main akele thee…aisa nahi tha ki, pehale kabhi hum ghar par
akele nahi hote thee….lekin pichale kuch dino ke hadasho ne mere
sochane samajane ka rawya aur badal diya tha…
Main bed se neeche utar aur bahar aya…bahar behad thand thee…halki-
2 dhundh chaye hue thee…barmade main ek light jal rahi thee….kitchen
aur abbu ke room ka door band tha…agge wale kamaro ke room bhee
band thee…..najeeba apne room main jaa chuki thee….muje pata nahi
uss waqt kya sooja..main najeeba ke room ki taraf badhane laga….maine
najeeba ke room ke door ke samane jakar dekha toh, ander light off
thee….maine door knock kiya toh, ander se najeeba ki awaz aye…”kon
hai…”
Mai: main hun sameer…..
Phir khamoshi chaa gaye….thodi der baad door khula toh, najeeba
samane khadi thee…usne yellow ka color ka patala sa salwar suit
pehana hua tha…”jee…kuch chahye….” Najeeba ne meri taraf dekhate
hue poocha…”wo ammi aur abbu subhe -2 kaha gaye hai….?’
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